[ The Whim of a Murderous Gentleman ]

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Shelly de Hipster
DAT A-- erm.
killerbaseball
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Time to kick serious amounts of ass
killerbaseball
Because I know I drift just a little too much sometimes. Feel free to comment with your criticism, I don't bite!  All suggestions will be taken into consideration. Even if you don't have any advice, uh, you can just comment here for plottings or to contact me. If you would like me to enable anon/screening/the usual stuff, drop me a PM.

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[16 | Intercepted phone call] This sure is a post I can tell I won't regret, ever!
Fizzle crackle
killerbaseball
Mr. Greed? [Oh, hey. It's Shelly's voice. But something doesn't seem quite right...] I, I apologise for having left without warning, but... I would sincerely like your help now.

What? I figured you just went out for a while, doing whatever it is jelly does... Y'know if you needed somethin', you could've just come to see me in person.

No. In fact, er, I... am not really in the condition to go anywhere at the moment.

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((OOC: A-ALSO IF YOU TAGGED ME IN THE CR MEME I WILL GET TO IT VERY SOON I SWEAR ;;;))

[15] How to throw detectives off your trail (this is it)
Asphyxiation and what else?
killerbaseball
I will save all the... interested parties the trouble and formally announce that my birthday is on the seventeenth of January.

There you go.

[14 | Accidental video/ fail!locked text | And a little bit of Lust to wrap it up]
Fizzle crackle
killerbaseball
[Huh. This video must be getting recorded directly from the computer's monitor, because you see Shelly staring straight at you right now.

... Well, he had better not be staring straight at
you, because there's something odd about the look in his eyes; an uncharacteristic desire...

His face comes closer; he rests his chin on his hand. He bites his lip-- Oh good lord, there is
sweat rolling down his forehead.


An unsettling pause, and he backs away and looks down.

Not at the desktop. Closer to him. And further down.

Then, he spends about five minutes fidgeting and tapping his fingers before typing a text message that he mistakenly believes only Brennan will see:]


Doctor, are you still wearing that dress?

[13] VIRTUAL KISSES AREN'T OKAY EITHER.
>C
killerbaseball
Miss Harumi Fujiyoshi.

[12 | VIDEO | Backdated to yesterday because DERP | this is the punchline, move on now]
what
killerbaseball
[Shelly here is talking through a radio. Not very exciting, yeah, but maybe he's still going through... whatever he was going through the other day. Let's listen in!

Also, those of you familiar with Phoenix Wright may very well recognise the voice on the other end of the conversation...]


I would like to go over this one more time. You met Adrian Andrews at a bar and took the request at that time?

[Cool as ice.] Yes, that is correct.

And that's when you thought "he" was trustworthy...

[... Yes, okay, he's getting a little annoyed now.] How many times must I repeat myself? Yes, that is correct.

I'm sorry, but that is an impossible tale.

Wh-What!?

Shelly de Killer. You have never met the real Adrian Andrews!

[... Looking definitely stressed now.] Wh-Why would you say that...?

Because you made one very big slip-up... about her.

So what is the issue... [His confused expression slowly shifts to one that can only be described as "OH, BUGGER"] ... Wh-What did you say just now...? [Or perhaps a "ghhhrrrrggggk". You know what I mean.] About "her"...?

If you had ever met Adrian Andrews in person... One look at her would have told you that she is a woman!

[And now, community, you are about to witness a rare sight:

Shelly displaying emotion to the point where his monocle seriously
pops off his face.]

Ohoooooo!

[11 | Failed Private | Really Shelly, just stop trying to make private posts]
DAT A-- erm.
killerbaseball
I should have forgotten about Shinji Ikari already.

This community is--


I have simply been meeting too many peo--


I should buy Oliver a new toy.

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[OOC] SHADOW PLOTTINGS.
You so silly
killerbaseball
CALLING EDGEWORTH, GREED AND WHOEVER ELSE MIGHT BE COMING FOR SHELLY FOR SOME REASON, YO YO YO.

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[10 | Failed Private] Sort-of related to Shadow Plot
Time to kick serious amounts of ass
killerbaseball
I walk away for two weeks and he gets himself killed...

How typical.

... It's for the best. He would simply think I had given up.

But perhaps I...

Well, I can stay in a hotel for a few more days, I suppose. If nothing changes by then, I will need to have a word with Ms. Eris.

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